They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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