So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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