I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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