Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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