I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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