if you like me you must not know who I am
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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