You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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