Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
