Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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