I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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