i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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