You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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