Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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