I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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