you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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