She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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