Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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