And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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