My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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