tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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