Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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