Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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