I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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