Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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