i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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