We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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