paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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