Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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