thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
