So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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