I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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