i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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