i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
