Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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