38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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