We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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