i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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