Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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