We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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