I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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