On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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