Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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