Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Do you still have your period?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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