But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
operation harelip BJ is a go
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
