she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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