i love accidental penises.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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