I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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