spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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