So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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