ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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